Sugar Daddy Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm not tall/dark/handsome/personable/witty...but I'm rich as hell!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Today's special... donuts.

Tension filled the tent.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Building a gingerbread house

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'll have dessert first."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

I Bake. Deal with it.

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Dressed as Sweets

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'