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Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Are you made of sugar?'

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'Works every time.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Harsh Mellows.

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Cake Free Zone

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!