Cookie T-Shirts

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Works every time.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Cookie Surveillance

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Roadkill cookies"

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Oreolas

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'