Sugar Cookies Prints

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Any time is cake o'clock

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Are you made of sugar?'

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Works every time.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Cake Free Zone

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Harsh Mellows.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."