Succession Planner Pillows

"Harris, I want you to show my boy everything you know - even if it takes all day."

'I hear the old man's retiring next month, and that he'll be hand-picking his successor THIS week!'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Tourists

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Pipe Dream.

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Three more years of high school."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Saving for College.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'