Succession Planner Mugs

"Harris, I want you to show my boy everything you know - even if it takes all day."

'I hear the old man's retiring next month, and that he'll be hand-picking his successor THIS week!'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Tourists

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Saving for College.

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?