Succession Planning Fan Mugs

Our succession plan is we don't talk about it!

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Election 2020

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

Carrot & nose on sticks.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'I envisioned something more robust'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

"He's just come back from a 'managing stress' course...He learnt all sorts of strategies for dealing with pressure...maybe he could show us some of them if he ever wakes up."

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

Office, "One day son all of this will be the receivers."

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'One day this will all be...' 'Just die already!'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

'Go to the bank and see if it's still there'

'The Humpty-Dumpty project is way over budget.'

Eustarch the Younger - the kid who brought the Trojan Horse in through the gates of Troy 'just to play with for a while'.

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

'One day this will all be yours - and I'll be out of the country, and you'll be too young to stand trial.'