Career Planner Pillows

'So, where do you see youself by June?'

"I must say, that was a very detailed answer to my 'where do you see yourself in five years' question."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'We're WAVERING between a career for him in politics, medicine or the law.'

"The big money is in development? Now you tell me?"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"Where do you see yourself in 100 years?"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

Eventually, I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery. Cool! That'll raise some eyebrows.

"I want to be a Jockey."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"A cowboy? Naw, this is just a childhood fantasy. When I grow up I want to be a systems analyst."

"Your mother and I just want to set you up as best we can for a job in the future. . ."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Three more years of high school."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."