Satirical Career Planner Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their workspace or home with our satirical career planner pillows—ideal for those who enjoy a funny, comfortable statement.

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"You can be whatever you want to be when you grow, thanks to identity theft."

"You can be whatever you want to be when you grow, thanks to identity theft." mockup

"You can be whatever you want to be when you grow, thanks to identity theft."

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"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

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Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels mockup

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

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"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?" mockup

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

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"I must say, that was a very detailed answer to my 'where do you see yourself in five years' question."

"I must say, that was a very detailed answer to my 'where do you see yourself in five years' question." mockup

"I must say, that was a very detailed answer to my 'where do you see yourself in five years' question."

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"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?" mockup

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

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"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..." mockup

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

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"It's my conscience... It's all achy" mockup

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

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"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

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"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five." mockup

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

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"Where do you see yourself in 100 years?"

"Where do you see yourself in 100 years?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in 100 years?"

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"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?" mockup

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

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'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?' mockup

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

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'Job satisfaction is up, because there are fewer jobs.'

'Job satisfaction is up, because there are fewer jobs.' mockup

'Job satisfaction is up, because there are fewer jobs.'

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This site acquired for yet another housing development.

This site acquired for yet another housing development. mockup

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

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She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years. mockup

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

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"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States." mockup

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

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"I want to be a Jockey."

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'As a consultant, my job is to speak to you as if I knew how your business worked.'

'As a consultant, my job is to speak to you as if I knew how your business worked.' mockup

'As a consultant, my job is to speak to you as if I knew how your business worked.'

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'No experience necessary. We'll train you!'

'No experience necessary. We'll train you!' mockup

'No experience necessary. We'll train you!'

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"I want to be a footballer's wife." mockup

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

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"My youngest is at the age when she can barely comprehend cost effective analysis."

"My youngest is at the age when she can barely comprehend cost effective analysis." mockup

"My youngest is at the age when she can barely comprehend cost effective analysis."

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"This job starts out at $50,000 and tops out at $75,000 after three years."

"This job starts out at $50,000 and tops out at $75,000 after three years." mockup

"This job starts out at $50,000 and tops out at $75,000 after three years."

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No, Dad, they didn't give me a key to the 'executive washroom' with my promotion. These days you get the pin number to the unisex lounge.

No, Dad, they didn't give me a key to the 'executive washroom' with my promotion. These days you get the pin number to the unisex lounge. mockup

No, Dad, they didn't give me a key to the 'executive washroom' with my promotion. These days you get the pin number to the unisex lounge.

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If you could be any vegetarian, which one would you be and why?

If you could be any vegetarian, which one would you be and why? mockup

If you could be any vegetarian, which one would you be and why?

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"I'd like a career that won't be taken over by robots."

"I'd like a career that won't be taken over by robots." mockup

"I'd like a career that won't be taken over by robots."

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"Jones, we're transferring you to the complaint department. We need someone who's a sorry sight."

"Jones, we're transferring you to the complaint department. We need someone who's a sorry sight." mockup

"Jones, we're transferring you to the complaint department. We need someone who's a sorry sight."

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"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?"

"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?" mockup

"Sir, are all these compliments and this reminiscing about my time here leading up to my termination?"

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"We are still hoping to add a few more details later."

"We are still hoping to add a few more details later." mockup

"We are still hoping to add a few more details later."

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This company has enough clowns.

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'We're WAVERING between a career for him in politics, medicine or the law.'

'We're WAVERING between a career for him in politics, medicine or the law.' mockup

'We're WAVERING between a career for him in politics, medicine or the law.'

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Satirical Career Planner Pillows Collection

Satirical Career Planner Mugs

Discover more insights and laughs with our satirical career planner mugs, perfect for anyone with a sharp wit and a love of humor.

Satirical Career Planner Prints

Browse our witty prints that celebrate the funnier side of career planning and creative expression.

Satirical Career Planner T-Shirts

Explore our collection of humorous t-shirts for the creatively inclined career planner to make a bold, funny statement.