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"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"He loves his leaf blower."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Lawrence of Suburbia

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

Moving Van.

Poker Moms

"What are you looking at?"

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"

Mowing the Lawn

"The boondocks R us, I guess."

Supermarkets eyeing up suburban development site.

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

Beware Of The Hog...

Goalie sitting in middle of full park bench waiting for player to shoot

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."