Suburban Sales Star T-Shirts

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Soaring Profits

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Trade Show Sherpas

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Sales

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

"How are my sales doing?"

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Tortured Plank

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

Lawrence of Suburbia

Skimming out star reflections

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."