Suburban Struggler T-Shirts

Albert hated growing up in a small town. 'Ow!! My toe!'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

Moving Van.

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Poker Moms

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"

"It ran amok."

Mowing the Lawn

"The boondocks R us, I guess."

"Beware of everything."

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

Beware Of The Hog...

ahhh...peace and quiet...

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

Whole family rushing to see a newly laid egg