Suburban Sales Star Pillows

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"He loves his leaf blower."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Soaring Profits

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Sales

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

"How are my sales doing?"

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Tortured Plank

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

Lawrence of Suburbia

Skimming out star reflections

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'