Suburban Landscaper T-Shirts

"Mulch madness"

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

You will always find a spot to garden

Gardening new year's plans

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Zenboni

urban agriculture

Industrial Beautification van

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Paving over the window-box

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Painting nature.

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Here's my plan. We grow our roots for 30 years until they crack the cement, which dismantles the fence. Then we just push it ove and make a break for it. You in?"

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Hedge Car