Suburb Scout Pillows

Supermarkets eyeing up suburban development site.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"He loves his leaf blower."

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Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"The trees are laughing at us."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Great Urban Sprawl

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Moving Van.

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Poker Moms

'The world's first riding lawnmower.'

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.

'His bark is worse than his bite.'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Burbivore

Satellite crashes to earth.

"The boondocks R us, I guess."

Mowing the Lawn

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"