Dog House.
Suburb Living Mugs
Start the day with a smile by gifting a mug that celebrates suburb living—perfect for cozy mornings and neighborhood chats alike.
"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."
Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.
Wifi in Hell
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"
"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"
"Did you remember to take the trash in?"
No Immediate Danger
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."
"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."
A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'
A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.
Packed like sardines
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."
"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"
"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."
Is Driving Doomed?
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."
Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair
Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right
"The dangers of texting while walking #17"
Suburb Living Mugs Collection
Suburb Living Pillows
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Suburb Living Prints
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Suburb Living T-Shirts
Check out our suburb living t-shirts—casual, witty styles that celebrate community pride.