Suburban Life Mugs

"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Where's the dog?'

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Dog Work Ethics

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.

"So what's it like living out in the sticks"

Feeling the City Moving Company

"We thought a soulless, desolate community would be good for the kids."

Ever since he started working flex time the neighbors kept a close eye on him.

Wardrobe Deficiency Area.

'It's not often you see an eskimo dog in the burbs!'

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

Bus Stop.

'Junior is running out of playmates: we need to stop eating the neighbors.'

Just as I've told you, Dudley... Forget about this part of town!

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Courtyard

The Weekend

"Wow, what a fantastic shopping centre. I'll grab some smokes, you have a pedicure, pick a new outfit, then we'll eat a kebab whilst we have the car washed."

Invisible Dog

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

Moving Van.

'Not at all.'

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"I negotiated. He's going to let us suffocate in our own ennui!"

"Squi—never mind."

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

Mowing the Lawn

"By the way, this isn't my idea of a vacation."

Poker Moms