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"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

"Let's not discuss it."

A child climbs on a stack of books to reach a large metal key.

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

Career coaching at a yoga studio

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

'Keep an eye on young Yomp, he's excellent at damning others with faint praise.'

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

"This is why you read the instructions."

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

Olde Time Dance Society

Books: Very Subtle, Just a Little Subtle, and Not At All Subtle.

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'

"He's a very subtle whistle-blower. He uses wind chimes."

"I react mindlessly, therefore I am."