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"They're subtitles dear, you don't have to text a reply."

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

'I was just given more responsibility. Now I am not only responsible for corporate mumbo but also for corporate jumbo.'

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

Used to work in the subtitles business but got laid off...

Subtitle Guessing

'Oceanographers go home'

That's not what they mean when they say that Dick Cheney knows where all the bones are buried.

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

'Busy day?'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

Edward Fitzgerald.

An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

Big cheese

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

"Jacques, some of us don't care whether 'water' is masculine or feminine."

'Actually, I don't see myself as a thought leader, but more of a thought manager."

'No! It picture of hunt. It not 'really about inner conflict' ...'

"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

Books - As Seen on TV.

"KJV, NIV, ESV, NKJV, how about just God's word."