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"They're subtitles dear, you don't have to text a reply."

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"...and you call yourself a computational immunotox-pharmacological an-diffracctiion bimolecular therapeutic ononclonal-antibody genomic metabolic-endocrinologist."

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

'I was just given more responsibility. Now I am not only responsible for corporate mumbo but also for corporate jumbo.'

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'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

Used to work in the subtitles business but got laid off...

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

'Oceanographers go home'

'Busy day?'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

Edward Fitzgerald.

Big cheese

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

My youthful jacket blurb writing showed such excitement, he thought with a sigh.

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

'Actually, I don't see myself as a thought leader, but more of a thought manager."

"Jacques, some of us don't care whether 'water' is masculine or feminine."

'No! It picture of hunt. It not 'really about inner conflict' ...'

"Hi, I'm Dr. Jenkins." "Nice to meet you. I'm Bachelor of Science Johnson."

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

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"KJV, NIV, ESV, NKJV, how about just God's word."

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