Subtitle Supporter Mugs

"Yeah, Harvey loves movies with subtitles. He wakes up so refreshed."

Theatre Crowd

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

The Cactus Reader

Fresh picked baseballs.

Writer's Strike

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

EU money addiction

Jeb Can Ficks It

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Subtitle Guessing

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

"Missing elf"

Forever Pride!

Surfing the Coif

'Stitch-In-Time-Man saved nine people before tragically leaving the rest to perish in the tragedy.'

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

Football prayers.

"I'm going out to buy toilet rolls. . . I may be some time."

Hey, I've just found some more stuff we can sell.