Screen Supporter Mugs

Football prayers.

Theatre Crowd

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Men's Health Screenings.

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Proud Mum.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

Writer's Strike

Quick, bring me a stencil. Banksy's dog.

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Solar powered defibrillator

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

All the best

About this dependant of yours...

"Yeah, Harvey loves movies with subtitles. He wakes up so refreshed."

Forever Pride!

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

The New Austerity.

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

Blue screen of death

Coronavirus Thank you to Shopkeepers.

Hobo soliciting on street. His dog also solicits with sign, 'Will do tricks for food'.