Small Screen Supporter Mugs

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

"Just be yourself."

Things I love about Powell River...

Men's Health Screenings.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

Solar powered defibrillator

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

A tortoise

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Yeah, Harvey loves movies with subtitles. He wakes up so refreshed."

Surfing the Coif

The New Austerity.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

Yes, they've upped their training for the World Cup

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

'It's a box set of box sets.'

Football prayers.

"My Man Utd top's still in the wash"

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

"I want your vote!"

Hey, I've just found some more stuff we can sell.

"I just now dreamed I was in bed watching TV."

'I don't mind you watching 'Match of the Day' but...'

'No no no, we can't help ourselves first: We have to take everything back to the colony!'

"It must be, like, an ancient photo....no one is looking at their phones."

'Maybe they will let us play through.'

"It's a mom-and-pop. Mom joined the union."