Subsidy Satirist Pillows

"I can't stand rutabagas - couldn't you pay me for NOT growing broccoli instead?"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Spot the difference.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

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"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

Beware of the Lawn

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

Suburban street.

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

'This drug treats 'stock market jitters' but a side effect is 'irrational exuberance'.'

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Pizzas

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

Autumn Leaves

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

"I thanked my teacher for teaching us so well and she fainted."

"Our flag means debt."

Private Healthcare

Your insurance doesn't cover leeches, but some patients are reporting good outcomes with the escargot.

'Shall we join the ladies?'