Subscription Plan Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"When did Charlie switch to a subscription model?" "Sniff my butt"

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Subpoena-of-the-Month Club

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."

"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

"So now, you have to become a subscription service."

Snakes on a Train

"You know very well what subscription forms."

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'You give me one third, another third to the cashier near the escalator, and the balance before leaving the store.'

'...and with our DeLuxe Plan, you actually get the unlisted number of your doctor's answering service!'

"I love boutique healthcare! I have a great doctor on retainer and I get this great subscription box every month!"

Q & A's How to unsubscribe.

'Stop whining about commitment! I only asked you to go in on a magazine subscription.'

Larry hits a paywall while reading an eye exam chart.

'You're spoiling that squirrel, subscribing to the Nut - of - the - Month Club!'

'Mind you, I still get the urge to pop out and shoot a rat or two from time to time.'

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, the send me stuff they now I'll like, and they bill me for it."

"I wonder if you'd like to subscribe to a theory."

"Hello, I'm calling to cancel my subscription to the Punch-of-the-Month basket."