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"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

The birth of junk mail.

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

Respected Professionals

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

Superhero

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

Subpoena-of-the-Month Club

Psychiatrist

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Houdini 2019

'You'll lose all your powers to Brussels.'

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

"Do you stock Zebra Take Down Weekly?"