Submission Samurai Pillows

"Thank you for your submission! This is a notification that your rejection letter is being prepared and will be sent out as soon as possible."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Overworked in the office

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Decapitated coffee.

Macho talk from down in accounting.

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'First the good news.'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"It was a little preachy."

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

"I have been inputting garbage into my systems for 12 months, why is this spend analysis GARBAGE?!"

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'It's from the New Yorker, I've been rejected 200 times, once for each word.'

Samurai - Accountant.

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

Yoga Classes. I could actually feel the stress leaving my body! I think it entered mine!

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

The 24/7 Samurai

"I crunched the numbers and now they're so smooshed up I can't read them."

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

Sales, output, orders, my pension - "I've checked them out and none of these areas are performing"

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'