Submission Samurai Pillows

"Thank you for your submission! This is a notification that your rejection letter is being prepared and will be sent out as soon as possible."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Overworked in the office

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Decapitated coffee.

Macho talk from down in accounting.

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'First the good news.'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'This is a very bad report, Jenkins. Go to your cubicle.'

"It was a little preachy."

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"I have been inputting garbage into my systems for 12 months, why is this spend analysis GARBAGE?!"

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

'It's from the New Yorker, I've been rejected 200 times, once for each word.'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Samurai - Accountant.

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

"I crunched the numbers and now they're so smooshed up I can't read them."

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

The 24/7 Samurai

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

Sales, output, orders, my pension - "I've checked them out and none of these areas are performing"

"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

News Samurai