Samurai Enthusiast Pillows

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Oh no, it's a shogun wedding!'

Shed pounds fast the Japanese way, without any dieting or exercise! (Caution: May cause shortness)

News Samurai

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Overjumpers

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"You've changed."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Slow Night

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Reasonableman

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Mod Kwan Doh

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Old Karate Master

Decapitated coffee.