Subfloor Explorer Gifts

DIY'ers Heaven. I wonder if I can get under this floor covering and take a gander at the subfloor

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

EU: Behind the scenes.

Naked Mole Rat

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Hang on a minute...'

'Outside with that!'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Jacques Cousteau.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"I'll have a man overboard!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

Bunny Hop Hug

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

Subway Library

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Crustacean Get Togethers.

'Wheeee...'