Subcultures Gifts

"I'm your hip replacement."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Don't call me ska face!"

'No, I don't get this emo thing either.'

Punk reindeer.

Goth.

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Joined at the hipster.

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

Punkins

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"He's gone goth"

"Hipsters"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

The Grim Rapper

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Two for Joy."

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Cybervegan Caf

'It's been taken care of.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

Teddy boy's picnic

'I sold all the bones to finance a Hollywood quasi-relgious cult.' Old Mother Hubbard and her son, L Ron.

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

Middle-Aged Punk...

Second-to-last of the Mohicans...

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