Subculture Surveyor Gifts

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

"Hipsters"

"He's gone goth"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

The Grim Rapper

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

Surveying.

'...and how satisfied are you with the food? (1) very satisfied,(2) satisfied,(3) needs improvements.'

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"McNab here is with our consensus engineering department."

Gate has 'beware of the dog' sign. Dog has a clipboard questionnaire and asks: 'Excuse me, could I have five minutes of your time?'

Teddy boy's picnic

'Government performance targets reach unprecedented levels.'