Subculture Surveyor Gifts

"You think you're so cool with your stretched ears, but I can see through you."

"He's gone goth"

"Hipsters"

Joined at the hipster.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Punkins

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

"Then we just cut the cartoons with a little more baby laxative."

The Grim Rapper

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"Two for Joy."

"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

Surveying.

Cybervegan Caf

'...and how satisfied are you with the food? (1) very satisfied,(2) satisfied,(3) needs improvements.'

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Gate has 'beware of the dog' sign. Dog has a clipboard questionnaire and asks: 'Excuse me, could I have five minutes of your time?'

"McNab here is with our consensus engineering department."

Teddy boy's picnic

"Don't call me ska face!"