Subatomic Enthusiast Prints

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Quantum Psychic

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Subatomic particles

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

The Human Condition

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Artist Painting his Television.

Physicist in restaurant.

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.