Subatomic Enthusiast Pillows

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Quantum Psychic

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Subatomic particles

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

The Human Condition

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

Artist Painting his Television.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

Physicist in restaurant.

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

'Hot enough for ya?'