Subatomic Storyteller Prints

"I hate being around electrons. They're so negative."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The Origins of Everything

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

How Glaciations Begin

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

The Battle of the Pictures.

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Crouching God Hidden Buddha