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'That's the worst case of rising damp I've ever seen!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Making fun of Starfish.

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

clown fish

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Dry Cleaning

"What's that clicking sound?"

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"Look ma, I got my first tentacle!"