Sub-boss Challenger Gifts

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

Daisy Diaper Service

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

"...it's pretty stressful at the bottom as well!"

"I made the mistake of asking my boss for an office with a view."

"Being a working Mom is tough. All the whining and temper tantrums, and that's just my boss."

"If you want to do well in your interview, my advice is not to be intimidated."

'Tell me the truth, Helen, you married me for my cooking, didn't you?'

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

'I don't take no for an answer. I give it.'

'I hate it when medical waste washes up on shore. Just look at all these denial of service letters.'

'What haven't I done that I'm going to do?'

I'll review your salary next spring...

'Our company can deliver these stickers for only 9.99 euros a thousand.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the Chairman of the Board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Fortunately, she backed up her files and ejected the disk, saving the data.

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

'Maybe we should wait until after we've won all that money playing poker until we tell the boss where to go...'

'Can you explain to me why you're not fit to work?'

Small boy: 'Now then! All together!'

'It started with my calls, but now the boss won't even return my eye contact.'

Career options for ants.

'Your operation was paid for in full except for our $500 insurance forms processing fee.'

'The boss is finally beginning to notice me.'

"Kaitlin's house, and not by way of the airport."