Batter-boss Challengers Gifts

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Foreclosed

Santa Elevator

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

"FISH ON"

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

Business men line up at the police station

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"

Lawyers offices, with todays score card. - Won...Lost ...Tied

27 attorneys. No waiting.

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

The best baker in Bath!

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

'One day you'll be able to 'sack' a football manager.'

Election

'Have you read this, 66% of top lawyers come from the same few top schools and universities...'

Maybe next hunting season Phil will succeed in bagging, not just boxing, a moose.

'... and in closing, I have but four words for you... go forth and sue.'

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

'We believe in fighting tooth and nail for the underdog... Right up until the moment his money runs out!'

Spiky treadmill.

'Maybe we should wait until after we've won all that money playing poker until we tell the boss where to go...'

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

Do you know if your business has the right leader?

'Since I retired as CEO, I haven't won a single game.'

Terrible with Names Anonymous

'It started with my calls, but now the boss won't even return my eye contact.'

'For $5,000, I'm right beside you in court... for $10,000... I actually defended you.'

'When you litigation win/loss matches Old McDonald's, you can dress like him, too.'