Stylized Snare Lovers Prints

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

'I wouldn't be seen dead in a cardboard coffin!'

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Prince.

The Beard Movement

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

"I'm here to review the fall collection."

'Hi soldier...'

'Say fells,-you don't have it in BROWN do you?'

Changing Rooms Uncut

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

Drum kit for sale...

Oh, cool, a hideaway hood! I had one of those when I was little!

"You should have been here half an hour ago! I'll never be ready in time now"

Pull yer shells up, ya whippersnappers!

"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."

Cow Piercing.

"But how do I look for the age I've told everybody I am?"

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

Look, mom! Dogs DO resemble their owners!

Backseat GPS. - 'Are we there yet?!'

'The Cab's here!'