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"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

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"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

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"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

Prince.

'I wouldn't be seen dead in a cardboard coffin!'

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

The Beard Movement

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

"I'm here to review the fall collection."

'Say fells,-you don't have it in BROWN do you?'

'Hi soldier...'

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"You should have been here half an hour ago! I'll never be ready in time now"

"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

"But how do I look for the age I've told everybody I am?"

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

'The Cab's here!'

Look, mom! Dogs DO resemble their owners!

Cow Piercing.