Stylish Driver Pillows

'Woo-hoo!!' - Lemmings doing it with style.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Better times ahead.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Redhead

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

Exit Next Left

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'God's speed.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."