Fashion Forward Driver Pillows

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'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Overkill, dude."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Beware of Dawg.

Natural gas

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Chippunks

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

Prosecco Drinker

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'