Fashion Forward Executive Pillows

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"Overkill, dude."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Social Struggles

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Chippunks

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."