Fashion Forward Executive Pillows

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Overkill, dude."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Standardisation: "I don't understand...it fitted us OK!"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

Beware of Dawg.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Chippunks

Social Struggles

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."