Style Over Survival Fan Mugs

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Need tickets.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

No Loitering

"At least my putting has improved."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Reinventing myself.'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

Survival Kit

"Well yes, mongooses fight cobras, but to be truthful, only when we have to: It's a rather risky business..."

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Eskimo in Igloo

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

Manicurist wanted by shipwrecked man

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

"What do you mean, 'how can you be sure it's yours'?!"