Style Over Substance Lover Pillows

'The government is trying to upgrade our image.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'We like your style, but hate your substance.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Return Of The Minipants

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Bald Man Overcomb

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Trendies, INC

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

How Gary got his groove back.

Georgian head-dress

It bag and no knickers!

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"If they fit, we can return them."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"