Style Over Substance Advocate Pillows

I've got my antifreeze.

'We like your style, but hate your substance.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

Opium Den 2019

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

Style and Substance.

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'

Uncontrolled substances

'We've closed this section down. In all the time no-one has ever tested positive.'

"I'm all faux and loving it!"

'No alcohol for me thanks: I have a sheer cliff face to climb to get home...'

Anti-Sweatshop Campaign

'If we can't cure cancer, our hope is to turn it into a long-term profitbale disease.'

A is for Acid, B is for Barbiturates, C is for Crack....

'As luck would have it your bullet hit this silver cigarette case in my top pocket. And now it seems that I have th upper hand!'

'The government is trying to upgrade our image.'

Baseball's New On-Field Drug Counseling

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'

"This guy is such a poser even his boots have to be hip waders."

'Hang about for half an hour,Jed,while I get this stone out of my boot..'

This building complies with the Persons with Fashion Disabilities Act

Just say no...

"Are we testing for the dope using the dope or the dope the dope is using?"