Style Newbie Pillows

"What's my collar size?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Pampered and poodled.

New Shoes.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"I don't like your application."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'll take it!'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Changing Room Decisions