Style Influencer Pillows

"I finally figured out who you copy."

Lady showing her new tennis shoes.

"How was L.A.?"

Affectations: Clothes to reinforce your delusions.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Like my new haircut?"

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"This is off our first TikTok."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'