Style Iconologist Pillows

The latest in Eyewear.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"They're comfortable."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Return Of The Minipants

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Trendies, INC

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Bald Man Overcomb

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Georgian head-dress

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'