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Avril Lavigne (caricature)

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

The latest in Eyewear.

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

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The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

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Georgian head-dress

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I had a dress once."

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!