Iconic Style Enthusiast Pillows

Avril Lavigne (caricature)

Madonna

Damon Albarn

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

The latest in Eyewear.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Trendies, INC

Bald Man Overcomb

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

It bag and no knickers!

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Amy Winehouse

Georgian head-dress

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I had a dress once."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college