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"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"They're comfortable."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Georgian head-dress

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Amy Winehouse

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"