Style Crossover Rider T-Shirts

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Blend Schools

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

Parents compare buggies

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"Seats in all parts!"

Boris Bike

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Here comes Panty Claus! Here comes Panty Claus..."

"You forget sometimes how much football owes to the dance."

'Woo-hoo!!' - Lemmings doing it with style.

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

A hard day's night.

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

"Is that the ultimate in debauchery - you dressing up in my underwear?"

"I like you in a tie."

Man falling over whilst dancing

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No IX

Miss Motormouth

"We're techno-industrial, but rootsy."

"Before this goes any further, I need to know - is this canon?"

'Are you ready to go down the aisle, sweetheart. . . Martha?'

'I hate these crossover shows!'